Sometimes you just should write to yourself.
Dear Kidneys-
Sorry that I don't drink more water. I know I should. I hope that morning cranberry juice is helping you and your friends out! We don't want anymore nephritis.
You're great! Keep up the good work.
Thanks again,
Leslie
Dear Brain-
Sorry that school is so hard. Sorry too that we've been getting major head aches for like the past month on a regular basis. I hope that clears up soon. Or I find out what causes them.
Sorry too that we're always tired but you seem to still be doing okay. You totally rocked it out on that morphologic diagnosis test today!
Sorry that we keep thinking about absurd things that get us in trouble. I know you really want to plan that wedding but you have to get engaged first...and mentioning it causes more trouble to you. So you might want to stop that.
We'll work on getting some more sleep. (That afternoon nap was great!) But you have to keep up your end of the bargain and study hard with me.
Thanks,
Leslie
Dear Body-
Sorry that I've let you get fat. We both like things that are bad for us too much. We should work on liking fruit and vegetables more. At least we are getting those strawberries and morning cranberry juice. That's a good start.
Sorry too that we are always tired. I told Brain that we should get some more sleep but if it doesn't happen, just keep going. You're doing fine.
Maybe one day, we'll be thin and hot again. Until then, be proud of yourself. You have nice ? Shoulders?
Thanks for letting me move around and such,
Leslie
I think that covers the major body systems that I need to apoligize to. I feel bad about the things I do to my body but not enough to change them very much. I know it weird writing to your body and all but I think its needed. It makes me feel better and well, you come here for weirdness anyway.
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on May 31, 2011]
Dear Kidneys-
Sorry that I don't drink more water. I know I should. I hope that morning cranberry juice is helping you and your friends out! We don't want anymore nephritis.
You're great! Keep up the good work.
Thanks again,
Leslie
Dear Brain-
Sorry that school is so hard. Sorry too that we've been getting major head aches for like the past month on a regular basis. I hope that clears up soon. Or I find out what causes them.
Sorry too that we're always tired but you seem to still be doing okay. You totally rocked it out on that morphologic diagnosis test today!
Sorry that we keep thinking about absurd things that get us in trouble. I know you really want to plan that wedding but you have to get engaged first...and mentioning it causes more trouble to you. So you might want to stop that.
We'll work on getting some more sleep. (That afternoon nap was great!) But you have to keep up your end of the bargain and study hard with me.
Thanks,
Leslie
Dear Body-
Sorry that I've let you get fat. We both like things that are bad for us too much. We should work on liking fruit and vegetables more. At least we are getting those strawberries and morning cranberry juice. That's a good start.
Sorry too that we are always tired. I told Brain that we should get some more sleep but if it doesn't happen, just keep going. You're doing fine.
Maybe one day, we'll be thin and hot again. Until then, be proud of yourself. You have nice ? Shoulders?
Thanks for letting me move around and such,
Leslie
I think that covers the major body systems that I need to apoligize to. I feel bad about the things I do to my body but not enough to change them very much. I know it weird writing to your body and all but I think its needed. It makes me feel better and well, you come here for weirdness anyway.
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on May 31, 2011]
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