First, I must apologize for the lateness of this blog. So many things have come up since the trip but I had jotted some notes down and hope that they suffice to jog my memory about the events that occurred. Second of all, I apologize for the use of ‘NYC’ as we all know my own hatred for abbreviations. I’ll try to keep them to a minimum.
I <3 New York City because…
The Planes That Take You There Have Propellers.
At least from Syracuse, they do. Estella and I skipped out of class around four on Friday afternoon (I think it was July 17th). But to be fair, I think that class was getting out early anyway and we stayed around to receive our awards. We drove to Syracuse and ate some dinner at Subway before going to the airport. Once it was time to board the plane, we walked down the gate, down the stairs and out onto the tarmac. At this point, I turned to Estella and said, ‘Estella, this plane has propellers. Propellers, Estella!’ We handed our ‘carry on’ luggage over to someone that put it in the bottom of the plane, climbed the stairs into the plane and took our seats near the propeller. There was this guy across the way that was a bartender for his own bar on Long Island. We talked to him a little bit and once landed (the flight went well), he told us some places to hit.
I <3 New York City because…Everyone is Really Nice.
I think it’s a common (and still maybe true for others?) misconception that everyone in New York City is rude. But that being said, once off the plane and luggage collected from the runway, Estella and I made our way towards the area in which we would board a bus that would take us to (or at least close to) our hostel. However, they don’t tell you how much the bus trip costs nor do they tell you that you need exact change as in the form of change. Estella and I got on the bus, quickly realized this and the driver simply told us to put in what we had. I put in $2.05-twenty cents short of the normal fare. We rode and we rode and we rode and Estella probably asked the driver four or five questions in this time. He told us that we just couldn’t get off where planned because of a gorge or something so he gave Estella a transfer for another bus. She then asked for a second transfer for me. That’s the nice thing about Estella. She’s not afraid to ask. However, sometimes, she asks the most random people-such as bums and sometimes, if we just thought a little harder, a solution would present itself. Anyway, we got off of our bus, found the place for the transfer and got on the bus. Eventually, we had to get off of that bus and we hiked it towards our hostel.
I <3 New York City because…
Our Hostel Was in Harlem.
Estella neglected to tell me this little fact until after the point but what difference does it make I thought. President Clinton has offices in Harlem. Here’s the thing though, once finding our hostel it was the nicest place I’ve ever stayed in. Our room was on the fifth floor. There was a door into the hallway and then a long hallway with individual rooms off of it before it opened into our large room with several sets of bunk beds. There was a kitchen with brand new appliances but they weren’t working. The roof was a hang out area, the basement had a TV room and a kitchen and the mainfloor had a game room with pingpong and pool and smelled suspiciously ‘international’ (i.e. like body odor). It also had computers that you could pay for internet access on and free bagels during the week. We didn’t get any of these. After arriving, Estella and I thought it might be nice to see Times Square at night (it was like 11pm) even though it had been raining. In the elevator these kids asked us where we were from ( I think they were from Australia) and when answering Missouri, I essentially was told that I was not exotic enough to be staying in a hostel. Once we stepped outside, it wasn’t just raining, it was pouring and thunderstorming. We asked some guy from Denmark where the subway was and explaining what we wanted to do, he suggested otherwise. Two guys tried hitting on us and tempting us to drink with them in some shady room. We passed and went to bed instead in preparation of our long day ahead.
I <3 New York City because…
I Think I Saw A Drug Deal.
Saturday morning, the plan was to get up early, walk through Central Park as much as possible and then go to the Broadway district where we would stand in two separate lines (me for Chicago and Estella for Phantom of the Opera) for student rush tickets. We headed out passing Obama’s Chicken and Biscuits and made our way to Central Park. It literally was a green island. Somehow we ended up walking through the woods. Along the way, we encountered a guy that wished us a good morning and just beyond him were some other guys talking in hushed tones. I think the first was the lookout. (Even drug dealers are nice!) After we were clear of them, Estella and I looked at each other and she said that she thought we had just witnessed a drug deal. We continued on through the park wandering aimlessly until we realized that time was running short and it would be best if we made it to the subway. We bust out a map and then was asked by some lady if we could be helped. She directed us to the subway and there we went. (Another event of kindness.)
I <3 New York City because…
Of The Subways!
We figured out how to purchase our day passes and waited for a train. By the time the third train rolled in, we wondered when ours would. With that third train, the conductor (or what I assume to be like a conductor) yelled at us to get on because it was the only train. So we did and I was excited about the whole mess. It was so much fun. I was to get off at a different stop than Estella so I got off alone and found the street.
I <3 New York City because…
I Went To Starbucks.
Once on the street, I realized that I still had some time and was rather hungry. I went into a Starbucks and ordered a muffin and a strawberry banana smoothie. One sip and I remembered that I hated bananas. I don’t think I had ordered anything from Starbucks before since I’m not a coffee drinker nor am I even really a warm beverage drinker.
I <3 New York City because…
I Bought Broadway Show Tickets by Myself.
After figuring out which direction on the street, I needed to go (admittedly, I went the wrong way at first), I found the theater and stood in line for student rush tickets. During my line stay, I learned a lot, such as that the tickets had to be paid for in cash and there was a two ticket limit. There were lots of texts to Estella in her line as well. Eventually, I did manage to snag two tickets for Chicago and Estella met me there.
I <3 New York City because…
Of Times Square.
After Estella met me in front of the theater, we walked to Times Square. Everything was bright even though it was morning. We went to the M&Ms store and got some souvenirs from various places. We saw the Naked Cowboy, which was something that Estella had never heard of though I don’t know how since even my mom had. I didn’t get my picture taken with him though. There were lots of great snowglobes in these souvenir stores but you can’t take snow globes on in your carry on luggage. AND it costs money to check bags (plus there is that whole baggage claim thing too) so I thought about mailing said snowglobes but how? I asked where there was a post office and once we went to it to make sure it was open and would be for a little while, we ran around buying packing tape and snow globes to run back and send three home to Joe. There were so many more that I could have gotten but this whole ordeal was already taking too long.
I <3 New York City because…
Of the View from The Empire State Building.
Initially, Estella and I were not going to go to the Empire State Building because it was like $20 to only go to the 102nd floor and the observation deck. (Or is it the 86th floor?) We walked towards the building anyway and were on it before we realized eliminating our chances of seeing the whole thing. Unfortunately, I also at this time developed a harsh blister on the top of my foot from my flip flops but I would soldier on throughout the rest of the day with only minimal complaints. At this point, we decided what the hell and stood in line for the Empire State Building. Then we stood in some more lines, then some more. Eventually, we did get up to the observation deck and it was fantastic! You could really see forever it seems. The Chrysler building, the Statue of Liberty and on and on. It was exciting and beautiful.
I <3 New York City because…
Of the Broadway Shows!
After the Empire State Building, we made our way back to Broadway for the Chicago show. Our seats were way over to the side but in the third row. This skewed our viewing but the show was fantastic. I’m pretty sure that our seats were at the correct angle for crotch viewing in both the female and male actors. (If you’re into that sort of thing.) I’m not into any musicals which are probably why I got this one confused with Moulin Rouge. (I think the movies of both came out about the same time.) I really enjoyed the show. After the show, the streets were crowded for what seemed like the first time ever that it was markedly noticeable. We went and ate at TGIFriday’s in Time Square which made everything expensive. We met up with one of Estella’s friends from Georgia and worked our way towards what we thought was Battery Park, Ground Zero and Wall Street. Picture taking ensued. Estella’s friend ate dinner at a Mexican restaurant while we drank margaritas.
I <3 New York City because…
Of $4 Cab Rides and Foreign Films!
Once parting ways with Estella’s friend, we made our own way towards a movie theater in what we had deduced to most likely be in Grenwich Village. After going several blocks the wrong way, we finally corrected ourselves and headed towards the movie theater for a showing of Dead Snow, a Norwegian film about some medical students that take a relaxing break skiing in a cabin in the mountains before being attacked by zombie Nazis. When we arrived at the address, there was no movie theater. The movie was starting very shortly! Was it really west instead of east? Holy Crap! Estella hailed a taxi and we climbed in telling the man the address, no sooner than we had taken off were we there. Had we thought about it for just a few minutes longer, we would of realized that once the numbers ended as east (or was it west?) they would start over counting down. We were only like two blocks away and we paid $4 for the cab ride. We got to the theater and paid for our tickets and found seats in the small theater. There were a surprising number of people there given that the movie was 1) foreign, 2) about Nazi zombies, 3) the time of night, 4) it had been playing for several weeks already. The movie was about as you would expect a movie about Nazi zombies would be. It was gory, it was inconsistent, it was funny, it was fantastic! After the movie we went home because even the next day, we had an early start.
I <3 New York City because…
Of the Statue of Liberty.
Sunday morning, we woke up early and checked out of the hostel leaving our possessions in the ‘safety’ of the community game room. We got on the subway and headed for Battery Park. Once there, it was really getting close to 8 am which was what time our tickets for the ferry to the Statue of Liberty were for. Luckily though, we had tickets and were able to quickly make it to the line for the ferry. We were security screened, put in another line and then put on the ferry. Estella and I found some seats on the uppermost deck from which we could have seen a lot had not everyone been standing. Three Navy ships were coming into the harbor as we made our way over to the Statue. The Statue of Liberty is surprisingly small but it is a great thing to see. We had tickets to the observation deck and after a more rigorous security screening, we climbed a lot of stairs and stood in the base of the statue. The view was fantastic but I think the view of the Statue from other places on the island was better than actually being on it. After that, Estella wanted to head back the mainland but I wouldn’t let her. She sat while I explored Ellis Island first. I don’t know what I thought Ellis Island would be but it most certainly was not it. I don’t think that it was worth my full amount of time that I spent. We headed back for the mainland and decided that it was probably time to make our way to Chinatown.
I <3 New York City because…
In New York, China and Italy are Right Next To Each Other.
We arrived in Chinatown and no sooner had emerged on the bright, hot sidewalk than we were accosted by little Chinese ladies asking us if we wanted to buy knock off designer purses. ‘Gucci? Gucci?’ No. We wandered around Chinatown looking for some sort of official looking entrance that wasn’t just McDonald’s written in Chinese. We asked a cop and he gave us directions (which were wrong because nothing like that exists!) and he was very rude too. Ruder than the drug dealers! Estella was looking for a Japanese lucky waving cat and we found several varieties and sizes. Mostly gold glittery cats that were pretty cartoonish and similar to the one that I have. These did not satisfy here and we went to Little Italy where we would meet Estella’s friend from Georgia and her fiancé for lunch. Wandering down the closed off street in Little Italy, every restaurant had sidewalk seating and someone that was trying to get you to eat at their place by shoving a menu in your face. We finally settled on some place and waited for Estella’s friends to arrive. When they did, I ordered some fish because it also came with pasta and salad. The fish was cooked in white wine and still had that distinct flavor which was too strong for me. And by pasta, they meant buttered noodles. At any rate, it wasn’t that terribly expensive. After talking and having waited for a lot, it was time for us to go. Estella’s friends walked us to the subway and we went back to the hostel. However, the train that we got on didn’t stop where it should have to our surprise and some guys told us where we should get on and off instead. (So nice!) We did eventually make it to the hostel where Estella had also left a jacket in the room. We got on the subway for a short ride to the bus which would take us to the airport. When emerging from the subway, we stood around looking lost, when someone asked if we were looking for the bus. She directed us towards the stop and I swear that she offered her hand out like she was going to take our hands like little kids. After being on the bus for what seemed like a while, Estella was like do you think that we are on the right bus? I assured her that I thought so and she confirmed it with the driver. Like I said, Estella isn’t afraid to ask anyone anything. We caught our plane, which was another propeller plane for Syracuse and the same bar owner guy was on this flight as well. We didn’t sit near him but talked to him again in the airport. We were glad to be home even if we knew the next day of class would be rough. (Aren’t they all?)
I <3 New York City because…
I Saw A Rat On The Subway.
I don’t really remember when this happened but in one of the numerous times that we were on the subway, I looked down to the tracks and there was a rat walking near the wall. Estella and I did some many freak outs and I wondered how many rats would come pouring out of this hole had I thrown a bagel into it. (Within viewing distance of course!)
I <3 New York City because…
They Film TV Shows and Movies There!
On two separate occasions I read notices posted on light posts about not parking there on certain days of the week because filming was going on. The movie was for something called Moring Glory and the TV show was for Gossip Girl.
I <3 New York City because…
They Don’t Want You Feeding The Pigeons.
I saw a sign for this in the park. The reasons they gave were that they left behind leftovers for the rats, they spread disease and they tore up flower beds.
I <3 New York City because…
There Are Mariachi Bands on the Subway.
Much like the rat, I can’t remember specifically where we were going/coming from but these three Mexican guys dressed up in cowboy outfits get on the subway. There was one with an accordion in front of me and I thought how cool it was. Then suddenly him and his two amigos (that have guitars) start singing and playing. The lead singer would go around later with his hat off looking for tips. I couldn’t help but give him a dollar because he was so fantastic. This event and the rat were probably the two best things about the trip. Well, everything else was great too!
Things I regret about New York City was not getting a hot dog or nuts from a street vendor, not going to any of the World Trade Center Memorial Museums, not taking a picture of the fire station at Ground Zero, not taking a picture of me measuring scrotal circumference at the bull statue at Wall Street, and not buying the glittery pig piggy bank in Chinatown. I guess those are things I can put on my list for next time.
Unfortunately, on Sunday, while in New York I learned that I am way too fat. It was because I wore shorts that day and with all the walking, my legs rubbed together and caused some chaffing. Very disappointing.
All and all, New York City was a lot of fun. I managed to see most of the tourist attractions in two days. I walked a lot and figured out the subway for the most part. I got lots of cool souvenirs and pictures. I loved New York City so much that I am considering opening a feline practice called Here Kitty, Kitty. I already have other branches located in Boston and potentially LA. Its cool.
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on 8/7/11.]