I recently looked at my old Xanga site and I recommend going to it. My Old Xanga Site I recommend going to it because I wrote some gems. Here are some examples-
09/23/05-Well, well, well...So while at first, I was a little nervous about my haircut it seems that everyone else enjoys it (with the exception maybe of Glenn Rehn, that bastard, I don't need his opinion anyway). Randomly, last night at work, two random customers told me that they liked my haircut. Did they even know that I had got it cut? And then also randomly, in my geology lab as my TA (now refered to as Hot Ethan, which makes me think of Cool Ethan from the movie, Slackers) was explaining about the quiz we were preparing to take and he stops in the middle and says 'Oh, by the way, I like your haircut.' Just out of the blue and everyone else seems to at least say they like and and lie very well about it if its not the case. I don't have pictures-sorry.
10/17/05-....deer laying down asleep in my yard. They woke up and looked at me like I'd look at you if I was woken up by a large, loud human.
10/16/05-....Can I just say that I find the following very, very funny. Because honestly, did she really think that she'd be the only one with that idea? Obviously, she wouldn't be because I had it too...I am willing to bet that there will be multiple 'broken brides', dinosaurs, devils and probably many people who think its clever to be 'The Traveler'.:
'I can't use my Halloween costume anymore. Someone mentioed it on the Ludo Message boards, so people will assume I either got the idea from there, or more than one person will do it. I'm pissed because I REALLY loved that idea, and Tim seemed pretty excited about it. It just makes me sad. Now I have no idea what to do. I'll probably go in normal clothes. Which sucks.' (This is about the Ludo Halloween show and someone being mad because I made a comment about dressing up as people from Broken Bride on the message board.)
10/13/05-Straight from my food science notes:
Acceptable levels of filth
-chocolate-< 5 rodent hairs
-coffee beans- <11% insect infested
-mushrooms- <21 maggots per 100 grams
-peanut butter- 30 insect fragments per 100 grams
-tomato paste- 30 fly eggs
-chocolate-< 5 rodent hairs
-coffee beans- <11% insect infested
-mushrooms- <21 maggots per 100 grams
-peanut butter- 30 insect fragments per 100 grams
-tomato paste- 30 fly eggs
11/02/05-Saturday was spent like a bunch of fourth graders making things from construction paper and crepe paper. (Orange bats?! Black ghosts!? Absurd!) I believe I was mocked at some point for the amount of ghosts I was making, but four seems to be the perfect number.
11/14/05-...I saw a squirrel that was eating something rather large. I looked closer and it was eating a bird! An f-ing bird! Of course, this panicked me. And the following was much more animated as I relayed it to my friend...
Okay, so I was pretty convinced that they were more entertaining then that. But totally check them out. Pick a random date because I seemed to blog alot.
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on January 19, 2011.]
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on January 19, 2011.]
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