I think that winning the lotto would solve some problems. I need some money and since I don’t have a job, I don’t really have an income.
If I won the lotto, just a small amount-say a couple of thousand dollars or up to $10000-I would pay off all of Joe’s bills. That’s it. And pay my deposit on the new apartment. If there was anything left, then maybe go out to eat. See how self less that is?
BUT if I won the big Powerball lotto tonight (Joe bought me five tickets. Well, he gave them to me.), I would pay off Joe’s bills, pay off my student loan and pay for the rest of vet school. I would buy a new car-a Chevy Malibu. I would by a townhouse across from the country club and that’s where Joe and I could live. I would be able to have a great big lavish wedding. I would of course buy things for the people I love. I would build a White Castle in Columbia. I would graduate from vet school and then give them some money. But not to build their stupid Barkley House. And they’d only get the money after I graduated so that no one would want to fail me lest they be the one that prevented the million dollar donation. I’d try not to be stupid with my money...but that’s pretty hard to do I’d imagine.
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on March 15, 2011.]Anyway, I forgot to write that Roosevelt is very jealous of Joe. Joe and I took a nap together a few weeks ago and Roosevelt and Riley joined us. Riley curled up next to her Daddy Joe and Roosevelt next to me. Joe made some comment about you could tell which pet loved who the most and asked if I thought Roosevelt was jealous of him. I answered no. Then Joe put his arm over me to which Roosevelt promptly pushed away with his paw and put his other front paw on my neck. He totally cock blocked Joe! He was claiming me as his girl. Roosevelt sleeps in bed at night with me even if Joe is there. And if I leave, he still will go back to bed with Joe. He’s such a good cat.
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