Everyone changed their picture, so I had to follow the crowd and do the same. I can't help that I have only lame pictures to put up and can't put up beautiful arework like Martha or pouty (but sexy) pictures of myself like Frei.
This week went on like they normally do. Yesterday was very, very busy. It included pulling a premature foal from his mother. The foal died somewhere along the line but luckily we didn't have to cut its head off while he was still inside of his mother. Seriously, we considered this. And that propted some questions from me like 'Do you only do that if the foal is dead?' and 'Do you kill the foal first or just start cutting?' The answers are no and just start cutting respectfully. Also, part of my roadie duties inclued watching horse racing for 1 1/2 hours yesterday to see if they would show on TV a race in which a horse that Dr.Matthews bred was running. They didn't but it gave me a good break in which I secretly took a nap. Also yesterday, I managed to get half of my hand torn off when a lead rope (the entire 4 foot of it) was pulled through my hand by a horse. I'm missing half a finger and have two big burns on my palm. Ouch!
Anyway, I neglected to mention my other plan if I don't get into vet school. (Thanks Frei for your sleuthing and to Martha for being sly.) I plan to audition for reality TV. I don't know what kind of shows yet. I don't really fancy any shows were I may be made to eat something that I in a different, vet school life would of been made to remove from an animal...i.e. I won't eat testicles because I was made to. Tricked into it, maybe (think Chevy Chase in Funny Farm...was that the movie's name?) I am not yet ready to get married so those 'Who Wants to Marry A....' shows won't work. My best hope (and least chance of getting onto) is The Real World. There are flaws to that show however-1) I'm not thin, tan, or blond enough, 2) I come from an area of the country that no one cares about, 3) Animal Science isn't a very exciting degree, and 4) I have both seen and respect people of other cultures, races and sexual orientations. The postives of this would be that if there were any challenges involving animals in most forms, I could probably win that for my team and I think I could pull off the nieve MidWest girl pretty well. Martha seems to have this belief though that if I was on The Real World with all of the cameras around I might be a slut. I don't know where she got that idea at all. Also, I promised I would wear a t-shirt that says either 'Sarah Frei is my friend' or 'I [heart] Sarah Frei'. Hell, I might wear that shirt anyway.
[EDIT-Originally, posted to Blogger on March 26, 2011.]
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