First I want to say that even though I am not a fan of the VMAs nor Taylor Swift, that Kanye West is an arrogant, rasist bastard. He may of said that George W. Bush hated black people, but he hates white people. What other reason is there for interrupting poor 19 year old Taylor Swift? What an asshole!!!
Showers are what I take when I say I am going to take a bath. In undergrad, this conjured up images of me wallering around on the dorm shower floor. Not a pretty sight.
That aside, Sunday, I went to Gabbi's baby shower. It was the first shower I've been to. My friends don't get married, they don't have babies. They are losers. Sure, I've bought a couple of wedding and baby presents, but have never been to a shower.
My friends are losers. And I want to have a reason to have a shower myself. That would either require a ring or a bun in the oven. A bun in the oven would also ideally require a ring too. (I'm sort of freaking out right now.)
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on 9/24/11.]
Showers are what I take when I say I am going to take a bath. In undergrad, this conjured up images of me wallering around on the dorm shower floor. Not a pretty sight.
That aside, Sunday, I went to Gabbi's baby shower. It was the first shower I've been to. My friends don't get married, they don't have babies. They are losers. Sure, I've bought a couple of wedding and baby presents, but have never been to a shower.
My friends are losers. And I want to have a reason to have a shower myself. That would either require a ring or a bun in the oven. A bun in the oven would also ideally require a ring too. (I'm sort of freaking out right now.)
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on 9/24/11.]
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