This is what a Rissler looks like. Its what I use to feed the cows.Last night, it was insanely warm in my house. Leading, I believe to some insane dreams. In my dream, I was at my house but had rented a gray pony to ride. When I first got on her, she tried to jump the fence but I successfully steared her away from it. Then when I was done, she jumped it and cut her leg. Some lady wanted to buy her and I was exclaiming about her jumping ablities! Then I was at some sort of club that was in an outlet mall with my friend Kayleen. She had a new guy which meant that she wasn't involved with Mark, also meaning that I will never see Brad again. Anyway, I was then walking there and went into this really expensive store with dark purple carpet. They yelled at me that I couldn't have food in there because apparently, I was holding a large bag of animal crackers. So I threw some on the floor and then threw one more down and stomped it into the carpet. I walked through all of the stores and then saw an Asian man taking pictures of this nerdy looking guy near a cotton candy stand. One of them was a tourist and the other owned the dollar store but I don't know which was which. Then I was next to a Nathan's Hot Dog stand and the nerdy looking guy-who was now fat and in an green, red and white chef's uniform reminesient of the Tony's Pizza guy came up. He asked about the hot dogs and I interrupted with 'So you rolled it up!' 'Nathan' yelled at me that some people may not know and then started in on a long thing about going to a 7-11 with his girlfriend, at which point I interjected with 'You're lucky you're married!' though I meant 'you're lucky that you ever got laid!' because there were kids around. The key point to this last bit was that I was in a moose costume.
THE END!
[EDIT-Originally posted to Blogger on 11/27/11]
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