MySpace-December 12, 2010-On Royalty

Prince William of England is engaged. To a commoner none the less. I guess that means that I won’t be royalty anytime soon. But Prince William as he nears thirty (he’s 28) remains handsome but balding.

Anyhow, I have been thinking for quite a long time (years) and intending to write a blog about the royals.

Once, I saw this TV show that was on the various royals around the world-about young, hot royals. And as I watched this show, I realized that not all royals are hot but they have something that I don’t have. Well, lots of things that I don’t have but the root of them is money. They have money for fancy cars and houses. They have money to have expensive hobbies like polo, stadium jumping and yachting. They have money for expensive exclusive schools. They have money for people to make them look glamorous-personal trainers to keep them fit, stylists to tell them how to do their hair, their make-up and what to wear and then fashion designers to make clothes just for them. As recently pointed out with Prince William’s engagement to Kate Middleton, you always are on and that’s the down side. You always have to present the best face of the royal family. Of course, there are always royals behaving badly.

There were some of these royals (mostly I’ve been referring to the female ones) that really aren’t all that attractive. They do look more attractive because of all of the money that buys them all of the nice things and all of the nice services. I could look more attractive if I had someone motivating me to work out and then someone to cook me good healthy foods. I could look more attractive if someone did my make-up and taught me how to dress in something other than jeans and t-shirts. I’m not saying they’re dogs but centuries of royal inbreeding has left them pretty much normal looking. You’d still get maybe some whistles walking down the street but you’re not laying out nude in Playboy anytime soon.  I’m also implying that I might be hotter than some of these people. I can’t name names because like I said before it’s been years since I watched this TV show but in general, I could be hotter than them.

[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on 12/12/11]