Last night, instead of dedicating myself to studying, I watched Ladder 49 (and then some How Its Made and Jackass). And I'm sorry Joe, but firefighters are HOT! Jackie knows what I'm saying. I really think that while part of it is the uniform, the rest is that firefighters are genetically engineered to be hot. Unless they're from DeSoto, then its the opposite.
And maybe its just Joaquin Phoenix as a firefighter. I certainly would run off with him given the chance. But no, I dated a firefighter once and he was hot. But also an asshole.
Okay, so now that I've made Joe feel like crap because of his chosen career (?), I'll make him feel better. One day, I had gone to the movies with some friends from school and we ran into another classmate and her boyfriend. This girl is really cute and myself average. But her boyfriend not so much. It made me feel good that an average girl like myself could be going out with some one as hot as Joe. That's right Joe. You're a hottie. So feel better. I love you?!
[EDIT-Orginially published to Blogger on February 6, 2011.]
And maybe its just Joaquin Phoenix as a firefighter. I certainly would run off with him given the chance. But no, I dated a firefighter once and he was hot. But also an asshole.
Okay, so now that I've made Joe feel like crap because of his chosen career (?), I'll make him feel better. One day, I had gone to the movies with some friends from school and we ran into another classmate and her boyfriend. This girl is really cute and myself average. But her boyfriend not so much. It made me feel good that an average girl like myself could be going out with some one as hot as Joe. That's right Joe. You're a hottie. So feel better. I love you?!
[EDIT-Orginially published to Blogger on February 6, 2011.]
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