Wanted: A best friend to get me through vet school. Must teach me anatomy, listen to my rants and raves about school, classmates, teachers, boyfriends and whatever crosses my mind. Must think I am funny and that most of my ideas are pretty good. Must like ice cream and buffets. Sharing jellybeans to prevent 'JellyBean Envy' a must. Must be willing to talk about everyone behind their back, even 'friends'. Can't sit next to me in class and studying together is optional.
Well, despite the fact that I am sure to stay friends with Tiffany, she is no longer in my vet school class. And I plan to be very selfish about this and think that I am the one having the trouble not her. Now I completly realize that her absence has nothing whatsoever to do with me and was something that she had to do for here own sanity and well being but WHERE IS MY BEST FRIEND?! WHAT AM I GOING TO DO? This is a fucking shark tank and now I have a huge gaping wound bleeding all over the place. The sharks are going to get me...My plan-stay low for the next three years, come out swinging when needed and in the end have everyone think that all along they've been my friend. (Friend loosely translated to-she talked to me once and it wasn't to yell at me or punch me.)
Josh might have to be that new best friend I'm looking for. Gotta love that beard!
[EDIT-Originally, published to Blogger on April 26, 2011.]
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