Nobody wants my half eaten food. I mean come on people! Its not like I spit in it or anything. Its just slightly used in the way that I have scooped some food out of it and ate that food.
Yesterday, I made a specific trip in the snow to ghetto Eastgate foods for some cookie dough. Did I bake it? Hell no! I specifically ignored the warning not to eat the raw dough and proceeded to eat 6 squares. I then had 3 more squares for breakfast this morning. I am slightly worried though. What if there was a recall while I was going to Florida. The news would be like: 'The Best Choice brand precut chocolate chip cookie dough from Eastgate Foods has been recalled. It is safe if you bake it but not if eaten raw. Return to Eastgate Foods for a full refund.' Of course, my mom wouldn't see if because it would be only on Columbia news and even if she did she would think 'Leslie buys HyVee brand stuff and only shops at HyVee.' SO IF THERE IS A RECALL SOMEONE TELL ME SO I DON'T DIE!
[EDIT-1/10/11]
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