I know that this day is only going to turn out with me sleeping in several if not all of my classes. I fell asleep in my 9am with Dr. Fangman from the vet school lecturing. Whatever. No one works as much as I do.
We (I should say 'they' because I had no part in such nonsense.) decorated for Christmas at Hy-Vee already. I hate it. I'm not in the mood yet. And the other thing-they had pictures of last year and made it look exactly the same. I should be in charge! I'm creative!
Eat your heart out Weird Al! You'd better watch your back because I am a lyrical genius! (Emily knows what I am talking about.)
"Wake Me Up When Thanksgiving Ends"(to the tune of "Wake Me Up When September Ends")
Dinner has come and passed
The turkey can never last
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Like my father's gas has passed
Seven courses have gone so fast
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Here comes the potatoes again
Falling on my tie
Drenched in gravy again
Becoming Roseanne Barr
As my stomach rests
But never forgets what I ate
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Dinner has come and passed
The stuffing can never last
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Ring the dinner bell again
Like we did when it began
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Here comes the parade again
Balloons in the sky
Drenched in gravy again
Becoming Roseanne Barr
As my stomach rests
But never forgets what I ate
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Dinner has come and passed
Pumpkin pie can never last
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Like my father's gas has passed
Twenty servings have gone so fast
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
Wake me up when Thanksgiving ends
[EDIT-Originally published to Blogger on 11/14/11]
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